GET INSIDE, THE END TIMES ARE A-COMIN'! Disregard the fact that the end of the world has been next weekend ever since they started handing out bibles.
I think Hogan already kicked Manchild's ass at one of the Wrestlemanias.
From the Midwest, huh? You don't say!
Oh Grandpa, you completed me.
Woah, yeah, that's totally wild.
They're bringing back Circus of the Stars!!
Kristi AND Kathy think the world is ending? Can we get Debbie to weigh in on this?
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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