GET INSIDE, THE END TIMES ARE A-COMIN'! Disregard the fact that the end of the world has been next weekend ever since they started handing out bibles.
I think Hogan already kicked Manchild's ass at one of the Wrestlemanias.
From the Midwest, huh? You don't say!
Oh Grandpa, you completed me.
Woah, yeah, that's totally wild.
They're bringing back Circus of the Stars!!
Kristi AND Kathy think the world is ending? Can we get Debbie to weigh in on this?
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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