GET INSIDE, THE END TIMES ARE A-COMIN'! Disregard the fact that the end of the world has been next weekend ever since they started handing out bibles.
I think Hogan already kicked Manchild's ass at one of the Wrestlemanias.
From the Midwest, huh? You don't say!
Oh Grandpa, you completed me.
Woah, yeah, that's totally wild.
They're bringing back Circus of the Stars!!
Kristi AND Kathy think the world is ending? Can we get Debbie to weigh in on this?
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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