Rapture Ready

GET INSIDE, THE END TIMES ARE A-COMIN'! Disregard the fact that the end of the world has been next weekend ever since they started handing out bibles.

I think Hogan already kicked Manchild's ass at one of the Wrestlemanias.

From the Midwest, huh? You don't say!

Oh Grandpa, you completed me.

Woah, yeah, that's totally wild.

They're bringing back Circus of the Stars!!

Kristi AND Kathy think the world is ending? Can we get Debbie to weigh in on this?

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