GET INSIDE, THE END TIMES ARE A-COMIN'! Disregard the fact that the end of the world has been next weekend ever since they started handing out bibles.
I think Hogan already kicked Manchild's ass at one of the Wrestlemanias.
From the Midwest, huh? You don't say!
Oh Grandpa, you completed me.
Woah, yeah, that's totally wild.
They're bringing back Circus of the Stars!!
Kristi AND Kathy think the world is ending? Can we get Debbie to weigh in on this?
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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