Set phasers to crazy!
Watch out come August 14th, you guys.
Everything that has ever happened is a sign that the world is about to end REALLY SOON.
Yeah, if there is a supreme being he's keeping an eye on Chevron stations so he'll know when it's time to end the world.
i am reading books
People like to have SEX??!? WHY I NEVER!!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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