Dang kids today and their Satanic mall hogwash.
Discounts and big savings pull you away from the kingdom of Heaven!
I like Kristi, but she's no Sandy when it comes to talking about nuclear war.
What the fuck? Are these people for real?
Heck yeah! I'm totally going to fight along Jesus and stab some bad guy a bunch of times and say, "Now you're hole-y!"
Jesus is going to be so pumped when he sees all these smilies.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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