Dang kids today and their Satanic mall hogwash.
Discounts and big savings pull you away from the kingdom of Heaven!
I like Kristi, but she's no Sandy when it comes to talking about nuclear war.
What the fuck? Are these people for real?
Heck yeah! I'm totally going to fight along Jesus and stab some bad guy a bunch of times and say, "Now you're hole-y!"
Jesus is going to be so pumped when he sees all these smilies.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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