Dang kids today and their Satanic mall hogwash.
Discounts and big savings pull you away from the kingdom of Heaven!
I like Kristi, but she's no Sandy when it comes to talking about nuclear war.
What the fuck? Are these people for real?
Heck yeah! I'm totally going to fight along Jesus and stab some bad guy a bunch of times and say, "Now you're hole-y!"
Jesus is going to be so pumped when he sees all these smilies.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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