Dang kids today and their Satanic mall hogwash.
Discounts and big savings pull you away from the kingdom of Heaven!
I like Kristi, but she's no Sandy when it comes to talking about nuclear war.
What the fuck? Are these people for real?
Heck yeah! I'm totally going to fight along Jesus and stab some bad guy a bunch of times and say, "Now you're hole-y!"
Jesus is going to be so pumped when he sees all these smilies.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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