Smoke and Mirrors
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Bus drivers are not shamans.

Remember back when we had to actually PAY other kids to put dead animals in their mouths? We were idiots! We should've been courting the antisocial kids!
My favorite thing about being a vampyress is posting about it. 13,494 times.

You know how it's mostly really creepy people that own snakes? And you know how every once in a while a snake escapes someone's house and it's news for a little while? Here's how that works.


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