Not cool man. Cat's don't have the ability to agree with your idiotic requests, therefore you have broken the code of the honorable vampire.
Incoming parent of the year!
Generations from now, we will be known as full of shit.
It's quite simple really. The only way he can cope with cutting himself to let his friend suck his blood, and thus encourage him in his retarded fantasy, is to get shitfaced drunk beforehand.
The even newer electronic cigarette thread - now with more light sabers
Please make some music to be heard by nobody.
I've had chlamydia for at least 2 years
Tell me about finding a roommate/tenant without landing a crazy person
The man who sexually assaulted me is accusing me of sexually assaulting him
PSA: Another Dog-Food Recall
Let's rob our future boss and play Safecracker!
I just can't talk to anyone
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