Vampire Tupac would be impressed.


Yea right. Melting silver? Your imagination is running a little wild there chief. *sucks energy from pet cat*


Hm yes, very curious indeed. Vampirism really can be the only explanation.


Here's a solution. GROW THE FUCK UP.


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