Oh and I should also mention that I slammed back about 5 rails of Coke 30 minutes before any of this happened.
Dude, the guy is fucking bummed out about his life being shitty. Give him a break and let him into your dumbass fantasy vampire club. Don't be such a dick.
I stand with the group of people that have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Did you just dream this shit up and roll with it or what?
Argh! Twilight is making us look faggier than ever before!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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