Zack: We might be edging into the 70's on this one. When was the last time people wore fluted vests and pauldrons?
Steve: What time is it right now?
Zack: This game looks more fun than Mech Assault 2, which is a good thing, because that was a pretty fun game.
Zack: For a bitch idiot to play.
Steve: They're not playing a game, bro. This is deadly serious. This is the situation room of the future.
Zack: That would make the guy with the beard Hillary Clinton and I think the woman talking into her giant headset and seemingly holding a pancake house's syrup carafe is Joe Biden.
Steve: Dumping syrup on a Locust sounds like something he'd do.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.