Zack: We might be edging into the 70's on this one. When was the last time people wore fluted vests and pauldrons?
Steve: What time is it right now?
Zack: This game looks more fun than Mech Assault 2, which is a good thing, because that was a pretty fun game.
Zack: For a bitch idiot to play.
Steve: They're not playing a game, bro. This is deadly serious. This is the situation room of the future.
Zack: That would make the guy with the beard Hillary Clinton and I think the woman talking into her giant headset and seemingly holding a pancake house's syrup carafe is Joe Biden.
Steve: Dumping syrup on a Locust sounds like something he'd do.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.