Zack: We might be edging into the 70's on this one. When was the last time people wore fluted vests and pauldrons?
Steve: What time is it right now?
Zack: This game looks more fun than Mech Assault 2, which is a good thing, because that was a pretty fun game.
Zack: For a bitch idiot to play.
Steve: They're not playing a game, bro. This is deadly serious. This is the situation room of the future.
Zack: That would make the guy with the beard Hillary Clinton and I think the woman talking into her giant headset and seemingly holding a pancake house's syrup carafe is Joe Biden.
Steve: Dumping syrup on a Locust sounds like something he'd do.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.