Zack: We might be edging into the 70's on this one. When was the last time people wore fluted vests and pauldrons?

Steve: What time is it right now?

Zack: This game looks more fun than Mech Assault 2, which is a good thing, because that was a pretty fun game.

Zack: For a bitch idiot to play.

Steve: They're not playing a game, bro. This is deadly serious. This is the situation room of the future.

Zack: That would make the guy with the beard Hillary Clinton and I think the woman talking into her giant headset and seemingly holding a pancake house's syrup carafe is Joe Biden.

Steve: Dumping syrup on a Locust sounds like something he'd do.

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