Zack: I could put a Fresh Prince rap here with changed lyrics, but instead I'm going to give big ups to FASA for actually including so many black people in their books that we could pick some out and make fun of them. Most RPG books forget black people even exist.
Steve: They're called orcs in D&D.
Zack: I won't call you a racist since I'm pretty sure you're right.
Steve: Of course I'm right. One is a race unfairly feared for its savagery that is known for sexually menacing communities and producing half-breeds rejected by society, and the others are orcs.
Zack: Now I'm calling you a racist.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.