Zack: I could put a Fresh Prince rap here with changed lyrics, but instead I'm going to give big ups to FASA for actually including so many black people in their books that we could pick some out and make fun of them. Most RPG books forget black people even exist.
Steve: They're called orcs in D&D.
Zack: I won't call you a racist since I'm pretty sure you're right.
Steve: Of course I'm right. One is a race unfairly feared for its savagery that is known for sexually menacing communities and producing half-breeds rejected by society, and the others are orcs.
Zack: Now I'm calling you a racist.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.