Zack: I could put a Fresh Prince rap here with changed lyrics, but instead I'm going to give big ups to FASA for actually including so many black people in their books that we could pick some out and make fun of them. Most RPG books forget black people even exist.
Steve: They're called orcs in D&D.
Zack: I won't call you a racist since I'm pretty sure you're right.
Steve: Of course I'm right. One is a race unfairly feared for its savagery that is known for sexually menacing communities and producing half-breeds rejected by society, and the others are orcs.
Zack: Now I'm calling you a racist.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.