Zack: I would take her aerobics class.
Steve: Black widows aerobics man, stay away. She may thrill the senses with her joan of arc routine but you better get on aspirin regime before you take her class if you know what I mean.
Zack: By the way, this is Natasha Kerensky, probably the single most well-known character in Battletech.
Steve: Yeah, duh, thus the black widow on her lime-green terrycloth workout top.
Zack: "I hope the Inner Sphere is ready to sweat! Did y'all bring enough heat sinks?"
Steve: Trick question. You can never have enough heatsinks. You dishonor the clan. I guess you aren't a mechwarrior after all...freebirth...
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.