Zack: I would take her aerobics class.
Steve: Black widows aerobics man, stay away. She may thrill the senses with her joan of arc routine but you better get on aspirin regime before you take her class if you know what I mean.
Zack: By the way, this is Natasha Kerensky, probably the single most well-known character in Battletech.
Steve: Yeah, duh, thus the black widow on her lime-green terrycloth workout top.
Zack: "I hope the Inner Sphere is ready to sweat! Did y'all bring enough heat sinks?"
Steve: Trick question. You can never have enough heatsinks. You dishonor the clan. I guess you aren't a mechwarrior after all...freebirth...
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.