Steve: "Now John, you know you aren't supposed to be out of your deep fryer.
Zack: "Okay, let me just center the baby on the top, and...low toner? Does anybody know how to change the toner?"
Steve: Why can't John be more like Carmen?
Zack: Machine homogenized into a beige paste.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.