Steve: "Now John, you know you aren't supposed to be out of your deep fryer.
Zack: "Okay, let me just center the baby on the top, and...low toner? Does anybody know how to change the toner?"
Steve: Why can't John be more like Carmen?
Zack: Machine homogenized into a beige paste.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.