Steve: "Now John, you know you aren't supposed to be out of your deep fryer.
Zack: "Okay, let me just center the baby on the top, and...low toner? Does anybody know how to change the toner?"
Steve: Why can't John be more like Carmen?
Zack: Machine homogenized into a beige paste.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.