Steve: "Now John, you know you aren't supposed to be out of your deep fryer.

Zack: "Okay, let me just center the baby on the top, and...low toner? Does anybody know how to change the toner?"

Steve: Why can't John be more like Carmen?

Zack: Machine homogenized into a beige paste.

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