Zack: Nice Members Only jacket, Zap Efron.
Steve: "Guess who just tore up a robot with the sex moves...this guy."
Zack: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a four-port router with a broke-ass-robot-to-USB adapter."
Steve: "I hope you don't mind if your robot is all boobs."
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.