Zack: Nice Members Only jacket, Zap Efron.
Steve: "Guess who just tore up a robot with the sex moves...this guy."
Zack: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a four-port router with a broke-ass-robot-to-USB adapter."
Steve: "I hope you don't mind if your robot is all boobs."
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.