Zack: Nice Members Only jacket, Zap Efron.
Steve: "Guess who just tore up a robot with the sex moves...this guy."
Zack: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a four-port router with a broke-ass-robot-to-USB adapter."
Steve: "I hope you don't mind if your robot is all boobs."
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.