Zack: Nice Members Only jacket, Zap Efron.
Steve: "Guess who just tore up a robot with the sex moves...this guy."
Zack: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a four-port router with a broke-ass-robot-to-USB adapter."
Steve: "I hope you don't mind if your robot is all boobs."
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.