Zack: This is a real thing. The "comedy" supplement nobody was asking for. How would gods have sex?
Steve: Very carefully.
Zack: Weirdly and with lots of rules involved.
Steve: And what if Super Man had sex with Wonder Woman? What then? And what if Namor had sex with She Hulk? And what if Black Manta had sex with Solomon Grundy? Huh? How would that work?
Zack: If you hear "Eh-neeek-chock" start running, because Apache Chief is about to wreck somebody.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.