Zack: This is a real thing. The "comedy" supplement nobody was asking for. How would gods have sex?
Steve: Very carefully.
Zack: Weirdly and with lots of rules involved.
Steve: And what if Super Man had sex with Wonder Woman? What then? And what if Namor had sex with She Hulk? And what if Black Manta had sex with Solomon Grundy? Huh? How would that work?
Zack: If you hear "Eh-neeek-chock" start running, because Apache Chief is about to wreck somebody.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.