Zack: This is a real thing. The "comedy" supplement nobody was asking for. How would gods have sex?

Steve: Very carefully.

Zack: Weirdly and with lots of rules involved.

Steve: And what if Super Man had sex with Wonder Woman? What then? And what if Namor had sex with She Hulk? And what if Black Manta had sex with Solomon Grundy? Huh? How would that work?

Zack: If you hear "Eh-neeek-chock" start running, because Apache Chief is about to wreck somebody.

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