Zack: This is a real thing. The "comedy" supplement nobody was asking for. How would gods have sex?
Steve: Very carefully.
Zack: Weirdly and with lots of rules involved.
Steve: And what if Super Man had sex with Wonder Woman? What then? And what if Namor had sex with She Hulk? And what if Black Manta had sex with Solomon Grundy? Huh? How would that work?
Zack: If you hear "Eh-neeek-chock" start running, because Apache Chief is about to wreck somebody.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.