Steve: Dang man. This is pretty mature. I didn't realize there would be twink slaves with ghost hatchets in their heads.
Zack: I'd love to see the Craigslist ad for this one.
Zack:: "Evil elf seeks blond twink for vicious anal on wishing well. Must like collars and blood. Bring your own ghost hatchet. NO HEADGAMES."
Steve: Except for the hatchet part.
Zack:: SOME HEADGAMES.
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