Steve: Dang man. This is pretty mature. I didn't realize there would be twink slaves with ghost hatchets in their heads.
Zack: I'd love to see the Craigslist ad for this one.
Zack:: "Evil elf seeks blond twink for vicious anal on wishing well. Must like collars and blood. Bring your own ghost hatchet. NO HEADGAMES."
Steve: Except for the hatchet part.
Zack:: SOME HEADGAMES.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
The difference Sims 4 players will face if they're not willing to pay for a monthly subscription.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.