Zack: I want to punch every character featured in every piece of artwork for this game.
Steve: They're just bringing magic into this world, dude. They're spreading the dreams.
Zack: If I was dreaming about these three I'd learn how to lucid dream so I could cut up their torsos with my chainsaw. No, with my chainsaw hands.
Steve: Oh man, that reminds me, I downloaded a lucid dreaming app for my iPad and I was able to do about 90% of the things I wanted to get done in my dreams. You can make anything happen.
Zack: Did you cut the fedora off a dream elf with your chainsaw hands?
Steve: Mostly I had to finish old video games I never got around to beating in real life. Like the Shadowrun game for Genesis and Crimson Skies and Crescent Hawks Revenge.
Zack: FASA must be very disappointed in you.
Steve: I also might have had sex with myself, but it was cool because the other me was totally a hot girl.
Zack: How deep does your rabbit hole go?
Steve: Gross dude.
Zack: I believe you will soon discover that it is you who is the gross dude.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.