Zack: "No, my glasses!" Close up on cracked lenses. Camera pulls back to reveal entire library filled with take-out menus. He has all the time in the world to read them, but can't see to place his order.
Steve: I don't know about that, but he's pissed at whoever did that to his glasses. Possibly the Duke boys.
Zack: Well the Boss Hogg was a pig in a poke with all of them menus for Chinese and pizzas, but the fairy Duke boys had a different idea. They came tearing through astride their orange dream chocobos and ran straight for Boss Hogg like Cooter making a bee-line for Aunt Ida's short ribs. Before poor old Boss Hogg knew what hit him his glasses were all askew and the Duke boys were making for the realm line.
Steve: I would play any World of Darkness game themed around Dukes of Hazzard. You just name a time and a system.
Zack: How about Dark Ages: Mage and 2035?
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.