Zack:
It's not so much art as a suggestion of art.

Steve: Maybe they were in a hurry.

Zack: Understandable, when you have a hot property like featureless clay man with a shotgun and an endless torso you want to get that out to the masses.

Steve: His face looks like a skeleton but he's holding the shotgun with a big, fat, backwards baby arm.

Zack: In the Dream World you can look like anything, right?

Steve: Yeah.

Zack: Well maybe this guy just wanted to look like a fucking terrible, unfinished piece of shit art from a fucking moron worse than a child. No offense, "Lee."

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