Steve: Heh. Heh heh. I think I know the secret of Bone Hill.
Zack: Is it bright red and does it have two huge breasts and a waist like an eight year old boy?
Steve: And a warlock collar. The ultimate fashion accessory.
Zack: "You shouldn't have read my diary!"
Steve: I bet she rates all the dudes she gets it on with. Like "Terrible Ted the Evil Warrior B- he talked too much about Waterdeep and had bad B.O."
Zack: "Geoff the Gnome: A+ Raw sex appeal. I like what his bag is holding. We licked a frog together and goo went everywhere."
Zack: Love is gross, Steve. Erol Otus understood this. His art is about romance.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.