Steve: Heh. Heh heh. I think I know the secret of Bone Hill.
Zack: Is it bright red and does it have two huge breasts and a waist like an eight year old boy?
Steve: And a warlock collar. The ultimate fashion accessory.
Zack: "You shouldn't have read my diary!"
Steve: I bet she rates all the dudes she gets it on with. Like "Terrible Ted the Evil Warrior B- he talked too much about Waterdeep and had bad B.O."
Zack: "Geoff the Gnome: A+ Raw sex appeal. I like what his bag is holding. We licked a frog together and goo went everywhere."
Zack: Love is gross, Steve. Erol Otus understood this. His art is about romance.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.