Steve: Heh. Heh heh. I think I know the secret of Bone Hill.
Zack: Is it bright red and does it have two huge breasts and a waist like an eight year old boy?
Steve: And a warlock collar. The ultimate fashion accessory.
Zack: "You shouldn't have read my diary!"
Steve: I bet she rates all the dudes she gets it on with. Like "Terrible Ted the Evil Warrior B- he talked too much about Waterdeep and had bad B.O."
Zack: "Geoff the Gnome: A+ Raw sex appeal. I like what his bag is holding. We licked a frog together and goo went everywhere."
Zack: Love is gross, Steve. Erol Otus understood this. His art is about romance.
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.