Steve: Heh. Heh heh. I think I know the secret of Bone Hill.

Zack: Is it bright red and does it have two huge breasts and a waist like an eight year old boy?

Steve: And a warlock collar. The ultimate fashion accessory.

Zack: "You shouldn't have read my diary!"

Steve: I bet she rates all the dudes she gets it on with. Like "Terrible Ted the Evil Warrior B- he talked too much about Waterdeep and had bad B.O."

Zack: "Geoff the Gnome: A+ Raw sex appeal. I like what his bag is holding. We licked a frog together and goo went everywhere."

Steve: Gross!

Zack: Love is gross, Steve. Erol Otus understood this. His art is about romance.

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