Steve: The good news is we found the hidden shrine. The bad news is we all smell like the inside of a buck-fanged monkey dragon.
Zack: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the smell of vomit out of Mithril? We never should have gone looking for this shrine. Turns out "Tamoachan" is a medical condition.
Steve: See, even in this early picture Erol Otus is drawing goo flying everywhere and weird body shapes.
Zack: Do you feel weird inside, Steve?
Steve: Yes.Zack: Okay, just lie down on John Travolta's couch and tell him all about it while he rubs your neck. If you want a cookie, he has a warm one in his shirt pocket.
Steve: Oh no. What if Erol Otus drew a picture of John Travolta?
Zack: You just discovered the hidden shrine of my next Kickstarter.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.