Zack: Steve, I have to say, I really enjoyed this outing. We saw some great artwork.

Steve: I probably prefer the later stuff, like the babes got way sexier in the late 80s like all of them looked like Lita Ford wearing chainmail, but this stuff is pretty awesome too.

Zack: And we have a quest for our faithful readers: help us convince Erol Otus to create a portrait of John Travolta.

Steve: A good old, frog-licking, goo-barfing, mushroom-stabbing Travolta nightmare portrait.

Zack: Maybe Erol Otus is dead.

Steve: No, we would have felt it. Like some sort of magnetic disruption or Force disturbance or something.

Zack: Erol Otus, if you can hear me from beyond the veil of death, please get in contact with me. Your incredible artwork is desperately needed. The fate of Thetans may hang in the balance.

Steve: We need you, dude!

Zack: The world needs you.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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