Zack: Americans for Energy Prosperity seems to be a legitimate political advocacy group that supports "clean nuclear energy" instead of coal and other fossil fuels.
Steve: If they're legit then they're legit, but we're not going to this place without some firepower. What do we have?
Zack: Kurt is pretty much out of it right now. Maybe in 24 hours he'll be healed enough. Eazy-E brings mythos knowledge and firearms.
Steve: And Left Eye has a flamethrower. And dynamite.
Zack: Also the remaining C-4 you picked up at the Kids' Choice Awards.
Steve: Didn't you say that Eazy-E knows spells too?
Zack: Sure. He knows summon/bind Servitor of the Outer Gods and Unspeakable Promise?
Steve: Good deal. I want to make sure he has all the ritual components he needs to cast them.
Zack: A flute is all you need.
Steve: Alright, I think this is enough. Let's do it.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.