Zack: Americans for Energy Prosperity seems to be a legitimate political advocacy group that supports "clean nuclear energy" instead of coal and other fossil fuels.
Steve: If they're legit then they're legit, but we're not going to this place without some firepower. What do we have?
Zack: Kurt is pretty much out of it right now. Maybe in 24 hours he'll be healed enough. Eazy-E brings mythos knowledge and firearms.
Steve: And Left Eye has a flamethrower. And dynamite.
Zack: Also the remaining C-4 you picked up at the Kids' Choice Awards.
Steve: Didn't you say that Eazy-E knows spells too?
Zack: Sure. He knows summon/bind Servitor of the Outer Gods and Unspeakable Promise?
Steve: Good deal. I want to make sure he has all the ritual components he needs to cast them.
Zack: A flute is all you need.
Steve: Alright, I think this is enough. Let's do it.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.