Zack: His left leg is shorter than his left arm and he is wearing stripper boots with seat belts.

Steve: I'm not so sure this is a "he," dude.

Zack: Yeah...that's a...man, wait a second...is she naked except for the boots and gloves?

Steve: I'm not even sure those are gloves! It might just be boots and a cape.

Zack: The nudity might explain why this comic never had a major publisher. It's pretty hard to pitch a super hero with a visible pussy.

Steve: "'Nuff Said!" - Stan Lee

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