Zack: His left leg is shorter than his left arm and he is wearing stripper boots with seat belts.
Steve: I'm not so sure this is a "he," dude.
Zack: Yeah...that's a...man, wait a second...is she naked except for the boots and gloves?
Steve: I'm not even sure those are gloves! It might just be boots and a cape.
Zack: The nudity might explain why this comic never had a major publisher. It's pretty hard to pitch a super hero with a visible pussy.
Steve: "'Nuff Said!" - Stan Lee
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.