Zack: His left leg is shorter than his left arm and he is wearing stripper boots with seat belts.
Steve: I'm not so sure this is a "he," dude.
Zack: Yeah...that's a...man, wait a second...is she naked except for the boots and gloves?
Steve: I'm not even sure those are gloves! It might just be boots and a cape.
Zack: The nudity might explain why this comic never had a major publisher. It's pretty hard to pitch a super hero with a visible pussy.
Steve: "'Nuff Said!" - Stan Lee
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.