Zack: His left leg is shorter than his left arm and he is wearing stripper boots with seat belts.
Steve: I'm not so sure this is a "he," dude.
Zack: Yeah...that's a...man, wait a second...is she naked except for the boots and gloves?
Steve: I'm not even sure those are gloves! It might just be boots and a cape.
Zack: The nudity might explain why this comic never had a major publisher. It's pretty hard to pitch a super hero with a visible pussy.
Steve: "'Nuff Said!" - Stan Lee
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.