Zack: Her costume is a collection of handkerchiefs.
Steve: It's also the first time she has ever held a knife.
Zack: "You want me to what with what?"
Steve: "I want you to put down the knife before you hurt yourself and put on a sweatshirt or something. Your mother is going to be so mad when she sees what you did with all her scarves."
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.