Zack: Her costume is a collection of handkerchiefs.

Steve: It's also the first time she has ever held a knife.

Zack: "You want me to what with what?"

Steve: "I want you to put down the knife before you hurt yourself and put on a sweatshirt or something. Your mother is going to be so mad when she sees what you did with all her scarves."

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