Zack: Youthquake sounds like the title of a Thomas Friedman column about connected post-millenials in India using their 3D printers to change the shape of America's manufacturing possibilities.
Steve: Whatever it is, you know it has something to do with being green.
Zack: Youthquake is about eating local.
Steve: Youthquake is way into composting.
Zack: Youthquake buys only fair trade cowboy shirts.
Steve: Youthquake rescues pitbulls.
Zack: Youthquake wants you to know it's about the owner not the breed.
Zack: Youthquake is definitely a queer ally.
Steve: I think Youthquake sounds like a pretty cool dude.
Zack: Yeah, but he won't shut up about the fucking pit bulls. It's insufferable.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.