Zack: Robert Loggia just disappears into his roles.
Steve: Is that one of those collars that explodes if you leave the perimeter of the prison?
Zack: An exploding collar, a rolling pin, a Marilyn Monroe dress, barbarian wrist bands and giant Dragée balls all over everything; not the most coherent theme.
Steve: At least her genitals aren't visible.
Steve: Or are they??
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.