Zack: Robert Loggia just disappears into his roles.
Steve: Is that one of those collars that explodes if you leave the perimeter of the prison?
Zack: An exploding collar, a rolling pin, a Marilyn Monroe dress, barbarian wrist bands and giant Dragée balls all over everything; not the most coherent theme.
Steve: At least her genitals aren't visible.
Steve: Or are they??
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.