Zack: Robert Loggia just disappears into his roles.
Steve: Is that one of those collars that explodes if you leave the perimeter of the prison?
Zack: An exploding collar, a rolling pin, a Marilyn Monroe dress, barbarian wrist bands and giant Dragée balls all over everything; not the most coherent theme.
Steve: At least her genitals aren't visible.
Steve: Or are they??
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.