Zack: Yeppppp, did about 500 reps. Jumped over the naval mine a few times. Got my neck nice and long. Diaper is a mess though.
Steve: I wish I knew where all these superheroes get their boots. They're like rubber gloves for your feet.
Zack: The Hero Hut off I-65. We've got deals on latex shoes, diaper briefs, totally pointless belts, pouches of every size and description, and uncomfortably tight bodysuits for women.
Steve: I will go where the tight bodysuits are.
Zack: That bold, black text on that image is really striking. I bet you could put anything in there and it would still look awesome.
Zack: Hang on, let me try it:
Steve: That is not awesome at all, bro.
Zack: Y'all jus' jealous.Steve: Consider me in the antipumpy camp.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.