Zack: Yeppppp, did about 500 reps. Jumped over the naval mine a few times. Got my neck nice and long. Diaper is a mess though.
Steve: I wish I knew where all these superheroes get their boots. They're like rubber gloves for your feet.
Zack: The Hero Hut off I-65. We've got deals on latex shoes, diaper briefs, totally pointless belts, pouches of every size and description, and uncomfortably tight bodysuits for women.
Steve: I will go where the tight bodysuits are.
Zack: That bold, black text on that image is really striking. I bet you could put anything in there and it would still look awesome.
Zack: Hang on, let me try it:
Steve: That is not awesome at all, bro.
Zack: Y'all jus' jealous.Steve: Consider me in the antipumpy camp.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.