Zack: Yeppppp, did about 500 reps. Jumped over the naval mine a few times. Got my neck nice and long. Diaper is a mess though.
Steve: I wish I knew where all these superheroes get their boots. They're like rubber gloves for your feet.
Zack: The Hero Hut off I-65. We've got deals on latex shoes, diaper briefs, totally pointless belts, pouches of every size and description, and uncomfortably tight bodysuits for women.
Steve: I will go where the tight bodysuits are.
Zack: That bold, black text on that image is really striking. I bet you could put anything in there and it would still look awesome.
Zack: Hang on, let me try it:
Steve: That is not awesome at all, bro.
Zack: Y'all jus' jealous.Steve: Consider me in the antipumpy camp.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.