Heroes Unlimited Ridiculous Pose #3
Steve: To Chi Blast a Mockingbird.
Zack: Scout, I forbid you to fight with Zinox Syndrome's helicopter troopers!
Steve: I don't know, you said this is ridiculous but it seems pretty normal to me.Zack: Yeah. He's just staying bent down like that because he can feel a toot right on the bubble and he's afraid any stretching is going to set that bad boy loose.
Steve: Good thing he wore a diaper!
Heroes Unlimited Ridiculous Pose #4
Zack: This is the exact pose people assume when they get hit with one of those taser belts.
Steve: You're just looking for something to insult. Clearly this dude has just delivered a hay maker to a foe.Zack: Steve, come on, he looks like he's rolling around on the floor Rick Sanchez style while some hayseed deputies laugh about it.
Steve: There's a reason they put this hero on the cover.
Zack: Yeah, the reason is their target audience is a bunch of spazzes.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.