Heroes Unlimited Insane Detail #1:
Itemized Prices for a Security Guard Uniform
Zack: $60!? Uh, I'll just take 14 bullet loops, thank you.
Steve: This seems totally useful for like sneaking in somewhere in a game. You gotta buy all the sutff.
Zack: Yes, it's excellent. Finally settles the argument over the exact price of a badge and I.D. case that has dominated all of my game sessions.
Steve: I thought you said you didn't play anymore.
Zack: Only to bicker with my friends over small differences in the prices of meaningless in-game objects. That's where the real fun happens.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.