Heroes Unlimited Insane Detail #1:
Itemized Prices for a Security Guard Uniform
Zack: $60!? Uh, I'll just take 14 bullet loops, thank you.
Steve: This seems totally useful for like sneaking in somewhere in a game. You gotta buy all the sutff.
Zack: Yes, it's excellent. Finally settles the argument over the exact price of a badge and I.D. case that has dominated all of my game sessions.
Steve: I thought you said you didn't play anymore.
Zack: Only to bicker with my friends over small differences in the prices of meaningless in-game objects. That's where the real fun happens.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.