Heroes Unlimited Insane Detail #1:
Itemized Prices for a Security Guard Uniform
Zack: $60!? Uh, I'll just take 14 bullet loops, thank you.
Steve: This seems totally useful for like sneaking in somewhere in a game. You gotta buy all the sutff.
Zack: Yes, it's excellent. Finally settles the argument over the exact price of a badge and I.D. case that has dominated all of my game sessions.
Steve: I thought you said you didn't play anymore.
Zack: Only to bicker with my friends over small differences in the prices of meaningless in-game objects. That's where the real fun happens.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.