Heroes Unlimited Insane Detail #1:
Itemized Prices for a Security Guard Uniform
Zack: $60!? Uh, I'll just take 14 bullet loops, thank you.
Steve: This seems totally useful for like sneaking in somewhere in a game. You gotta buy all the sutff.
Zack: Yes, it's excellent. Finally settles the argument over the exact price of a badge and I.D. case that has dominated all of my game sessions.
Steve: I thought you said you didn't play anymore.
Zack: Only to bicker with my friends over small differences in the prices of meaningless in-game objects. That's where the real fun happens.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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