Lowtax: "OH GOD THE SNAKES STOLE ALL MY DOORS AND ARE GETTING AWAY!!"
Zack: I'm waiting for them to be pursued through an ominous doorway by cops and then come out chasing the cops in a more distant ominous doorway.
Lowtax: This is one of those fake perspective images, the hallway really only extends two feet. The entrance at the end is 3 inches tall.
Lowtax: We're looking inside Barbie's Nightmare Cottage
Zack: That would be much better than what I was thinking: the hallway needs a brazilian.
Zack: It's summer, Rich. You can't go to the beach with tentacles sticking out of your bikini.
Lowtax: But my bikini is actually just a wad of tentacles
Zack: What do you think the title of this masterpiece might be?
Zack: I'm thinking "Worst room service at shittiest hotel."
Lowtax: "I'll Get Better"
Zack: "Flip this hell house"
Lowtax: I guess it really doesn't matter that the snakes stole his doors since the spider already stole his key.
Zack: And really, what is a head on a stack of books going to do with all those doors anyway?
Lowtax: The undead are hoarders!
Lowtax: The undead hoard.
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