Zack: I think that woman with the sign just went ahead and stuffed the whole camel down the front of her pants.
Steve: Dude this game is really terrible. I mean, that wasn't even an adventure. What was that?
Zack: I tried to introduce a little realism. The adventures in this game are basically rolls on a random encounter chart. You could come up with great adventure seeds like this:
Steve: Dang it, I could have been a maid in space instead of some lousy bunker?
Zack: We can't choose the maid we are born to be.
Steve: So what's so bad about this game? Other than the weird flirty stuff it just seems like a lame anime RPG.
Zack: Yeah, I guess, but there is this one thing about the characters in the book...
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.