Steve: Titania II was my preferred installment in the franchise.

Zack: My wrestling gimmick is that I'm an old lady going to church.

Steve: Mine is that I scream.

Zack: In the description for Poundcakes it notes that she based her career on a match where she beat The Thing, but then it adds that he obviously threw the match. You mean to tell me a match between a pro-wrestler and a super hero made out of rock wasn't totally above board?

Steve: I wonder if the Invisible Woman had to fight one of them in an evening gown match.

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