Steve: Titania II was my preferred installment in the franchise.
Zack: My wrestling gimmick is that I'm an old lady going to church.
Steve: Mine is that I scream.
Zack: In the description for Poundcakes it notes that she based her career on a match where she beat The Thing, but then it adds that he obviously threw the match. You mean to tell me a match between a pro-wrestler and a super hero made out of rock wasn't totally above board?
Steve: I wonder if the Invisible Woman had to fight one of them in an evening gown match.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.