Steve: Alright, so, I'm reading the origin of these people and they were created to fight Thor and those dudes but then they immediately had to fight the staff of a hospital, so, not too successful, Seth.
Zack: I can imagine the guy in the hawk suit walks up to the hospital receptionist. "Yeah, I'm here to see Hogun the Grim. I'm, uh, his brother. Hawkman the Grim." There is going to be a fight.
Steve: Is he wearing an unbuttoned onesie?
Zack: "Skyhawk, sit back down, I wasn't finished changing you!"
Zack: These costumes all strike me like maybe Seth was fucking with these people. Like he put buckets on their heads and then tried to come up with the most embarrassing costumes possible.
Steve: A cross between Ancient Egyptian and a disco from 1970.
Zack: The inspiration for half of Marvel in the 1980s.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.