Zack: If anyone has the comics featuring these guys, please, scan them and send them in to me. A Marvel comic of the 1980s dealing with Apartheid - perpetrated by the most roided out prog rock band - has to be amazing .
Steve: I'm sure they were defeated by the proud resistance of native Africans.
Steve: I mean X-factor.
Zack: Nelson Mandela was experimenting with gamma radiation...
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.