Zack: If anyone has the comics featuring these guys, please, scan them and send them in to me. A Marvel comic of the 1980s dealing with Apartheid - perpetrated by the most roided out prog rock band - has to be amazing .
Steve: I'm sure they were defeated by the proud resistance of native Africans.
Steve: I mean X-factor.
Zack: Nelson Mandela was experimenting with gamma radiation...
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.