Zack: If anyone has the comics featuring these guys, please, scan them and send them in to me. A Marvel comic of the 1980s dealing with Apartheid - perpetrated by the most roided out prog rock band - has to be amazing .
Steve: I'm sure they were defeated by the proud resistance of native Africans.
Steve: I mean X-factor.
Zack: Nelson Mandela was experimenting with gamma radiation...
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.