Zack: If anyone has the comics featuring these guys, please, scan them and send them in to me. A Marvel comic of the 1980s dealing with Apartheid - perpetrated by the most roided out prog rock band - has to be amazing .

Steve: I'm sure they were defeated by the proud resistance of native Africans.

Steve: I mean X-factor.

Zack: Nelson Mandela was experimenting with gamma radiation...

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