Zack: "Your move, creep."
Steve: I see how it is. Black guy doesn't get a Robocop hat. Looks like we know who the real Supremacists are.
Zack: The Resistants proved that even handicapped people can be superheroes, just as long as they have a huge robot tentacle tank as their wheelchair.Steve: If you read their description, these guys have a terrible and convoluted track record. Worked for Magneto, failed to be Captain America, worked for the Mandril, captured by the US Army, worked for the US government, failed to defeat the Hulk.
Zack: To be fair, the US government fails to defeat the Hulk as part of its day-to-day operations. These guys just stepped into a long line of being defeated by the Hulk.
Steve: Twenty years later these guys are being defeated by trying to fix their gutters.
Zack: Captured by and forced to fight for a Wendy's drive through.Steve: Wheel chair robot last seen octopussing precariously up to the top of a lumber shelf at Home Depot.
Zack: Now he fights for a backbreaking heap of lumber, twice as paralyzed as before.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.