Steve: My health teacher showed us this one too. The brain of a smoker.
Zack: Why do I keep hearing a theremin?
Steve: I don't know. I keep hearing this clicking like my hard drive is trying to do something and my cursor will flash to the hour glass, but only for a split second. And it keeps doing it.
Zack: Alright, what you'll need is a large jar and a set of medical tongs.
Steve: I have pasta tongs and a Sam's Club jar of peanut butter, but I have to eat all of the peanut butter first.
Zack: I once again appreciate TSR's inability to rate the intelligence of the creature, yet they can rate its alignment.
Steve: You do that all the time with republicans.
Zack: Most of them are chanting, "We're lawful evil! We're lawful evil!" How is a mushroom brain going to self-identify as evil?
Steve: Maybe it has a little German armband on one of its brain arms.
Zack: It appears on a list of communist sympathizers.
Steve: There is a prophecy predicting its arrival in the East wearing a blue turban.
Zack: It directed a straight to DVD National Lampoon's movie.
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
Games Workshop is looking for samples from aspiring Warhammer authors. Since my biggest dream in life is to have a book published, I put together this submission. Fingers crossed!
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.