Steve: Come to Butt-head.

Zack: I prefer my ladies with a chest ass.

Steve: I hope her first wish is she wishes for even bigger hooters.

Zack: Steve, I think my lesson from this is that the 1990s are starting to not seem that great.

Steve: No way! I grew up in the 1990s so that will always be the best time. TSR came up with Planescape!

Zack: Yeah, I actually left out the Planescape monster books for a possible future installment.

Steve: I wasn't going to say anything because I thought maybe you forgot and you always get mad when I point out a mistake.

Zack: What!? No, I don't.

Steve: Uh-huh.

Zack: Seriously, I fucking don't. What are you talking about?

Steve: Maybe we should wrap it up.

Zack: Not yet. What the fuck do you mean? What did I mess up?

Steve: See you next time everybody!

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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