Steve: Come to Butt-head.
Zack: I prefer my ladies with a chest ass.
Steve: I hope her first wish is she wishes for even bigger hooters.Zack: Steve, I think my lesson from this is that the 1990s are starting to not seem that great.
Steve: No way! I grew up in the 1990s so that will always be the best time. TSR came up with Planescape!
Zack: Yeah, I actually left out the Planescape monster books for a possible future installment.
Steve: I wasn't going to say anything because I thought maybe you forgot and you always get mad when I point out a mistake.Zack: What!? No, I don't.
Zack: Seriously, I fucking don't. What are you talking about?Steve: Maybe we should wrap it up.
Zack: Not yet. What the fuck do you mean? What did I mess up?
Steve: See you next time everybody!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.