Steve: Come to Butt-head.
Zack: I prefer my ladies with a chest ass.
Steve: I hope her first wish is she wishes for even bigger hooters.Zack: Steve, I think my lesson from this is that the 1990s are starting to not seem that great.
Steve: No way! I grew up in the 1990s so that will always be the best time. TSR came up with Planescape!
Zack: Yeah, I actually left out the Planescape monster books for a possible future installment.
Steve: I wasn't going to say anything because I thought maybe you forgot and you always get mad when I point out a mistake.Zack: What!? No, I don't.
Zack: Seriously, I fucking don't. What are you talking about?Steve: Maybe we should wrap it up.
Zack: Not yet. What the fuck do you mean? What did I mess up?
Steve: See you next time everybody!
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.