Zack: Serpent Lord, also known as Japanese Santa Claus.
Steve: Way more crying at malls in Tokyo.
Zack: You meet Japanese Santa Claus at a love hotel. He puts ads in Caraigsu Ristu.
Steve: He does look kindly. Like, maybe not meet him at a hotel kindly, but like, I'd buy his barbecue sauce kindly.
Zack: 75 herbs and spices mixed together with white cobra magic.Steve: Sss! Snakeman's Secret Sauce. At a store near you.
Zack: Kogal sluts can also get it from a love hotel.
Doctor Ben Carson, Popeye's survivor, has some advice about school shootings, terrorists on airplanes, chopping malls, and more perilous scenarios.
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.