Zack: Serpent Lord, also known as Japanese Santa Claus.
Steve: Way more crying at malls in Tokyo.
Zack: You meet Japanese Santa Claus at a love hotel. He puts ads in Caraigsu Ristu.
Steve: He does look kindly. Like, maybe not meet him at a hotel kindly, but like, I'd buy his barbecue sauce kindly.
Zack: 75 herbs and spices mixed together with white cobra magic.Steve: Sss! Snakeman's Secret Sauce. At a store near you.
Zack: Kogal sluts can also get it from a love hotel.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.