Zack: Serpent Lord, also known as Japanese Santa Claus.
Steve: Way more crying at malls in Tokyo.
Zack: You meet Japanese Santa Claus at a love hotel. He puts ads in Caraigsu Ristu.
Steve: He does look kindly. Like, maybe not meet him at a hotel kindly, but like, I'd buy his barbecue sauce kindly.
Zack: 75 herbs and spices mixed together with white cobra magic.Steve: Sss! Snakeman's Secret Sauce. At a store near you.
Zack: Kogal sluts can also get it from a love hotel.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.