Zack: Serpent Lord, also known as Japanese Santa Claus.
Steve: Way more crying at malls in Tokyo.
Zack: You meet Japanese Santa Claus at a love hotel. He puts ads in Caraigsu Ristu.
Steve: He does look kindly. Like, maybe not meet him at a hotel kindly, but like, I'd buy his barbecue sauce kindly.
Zack: 75 herbs and spices mixed together with white cobra magic.Steve: Sss! Snakeman's Secret Sauce. At a store near you.
Zack: Kogal sluts can also get it from a love hotel.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.