Zack: Serpent Lord, also known as Japanese Santa Claus.
Steve: Way more crying at malls in Tokyo.
Zack: You meet Japanese Santa Claus at a love hotel. He puts ads in Caraigsu Ristu.
Steve: He does look kindly. Like, maybe not meet him at a hotel kindly, but like, I'd buy his barbecue sauce kindly.
Zack: 75 herbs and spices mixed together with white cobra magic.Steve: Sss! Snakeman's Secret Sauce. At a store near you.
Zack: Kogal sluts can also get it from a love hotel.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.