Steve: Pursuing the most dangerous game: moisture.
Zack: When the prey feels like it is being followed and it suddenly turns around the hunting cactus is excellent at freezing in place and acting nonchalant.
Steve: Doesn't work so well indoors.
Zack: *cactus searches frantically for pot to hide in*
Steve: In some ways being followed around by a cactus is actually scarier than being chased by a regular monster.
Zack: I bet they would make great detectives in the Southwest.
Steve: Saguaro, P.I.
Zack: "Si, senor. We will learn if your wife is cheating. Also, if you could leave some large, empty pots scattered around your house it would really help."
Steve: "We'll also need someone to drive us and carry us everywhere because, btw, we are plants."
Zack: "Just set us on a skateboard and give us a push in the direction of clues."
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.