Zack: I think I've seen this kid's Youtube videos.
Steve: Beanman. He is a bean plus an old man. The powers of a bean with an old man's body.
Zack: Sounds unstoppable.
Steve: He will regulate your digestion.
Zack: Jorts and sandals and what appears to be a shower curtain hanging from one arm.
Steve: This is how he absorbs your mind energy to become younger. He's like a vampire Benjamin Button.
Zack: So a vampire only with mind energy.Steve: I just saw Benjamin Button last night. Have you seen it?
Steve: It's pretty much the same movie as Forest Gump only you're supposed to cry all through it but I was rolling up some characters for D20 Star Wars so I didn't get too upset.
Zack: Your life is an adventure, Steve.
Steve: No, that will be this weekend when the group has to infiltrate an Imperial mining colony to steal dimidium drill tips for Lando.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.