Zack: I think I've seen this kid's Youtube videos.
Steve: Beanman. He is a bean plus an old man. The powers of a bean with an old man's body.
Zack: Sounds unstoppable.
Steve: He will regulate your digestion.
Zack: Jorts and sandals and what appears to be a shower curtain hanging from one arm.
Steve: This is how he absorbs your mind energy to become younger. He's like a vampire Benjamin Button.
Zack: So a vampire only with mind energy.Steve: I just saw Benjamin Button last night. Have you seen it?
Steve: It's pretty much the same movie as Forest Gump only you're supposed to cry all through it but I was rolling up some characters for D20 Star Wars so I didn't get too upset.
Zack: Your life is an adventure, Steve.
Steve: No, that will be this weekend when the group has to infiltrate an Imperial mining colony to steal dimidium drill tips for Lando.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.