Zack: This is what happens when you leave food out for stray cats.
Steve: I don't think those are cats. Unless things were way different in olden times.
Zack: I don't know about that, but the olden times certainly had a thing with women being almost naked and attacked by animals.
Steve: Maybe it used to be a common problem.
Steve: Like how we eliminated a bunch of diseases and also we got rid of swarms of varmints attacking sexy babes.
Zack: And just like with whooping cough, Jenny McCarthy is bringing them back.
Steve: I think a lot of people would pay to see Jenny McCarthy attacked by a swarm of squirrels.
Zack: I'd settle for her getting attacked by a garbage truck.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.