Steve: "It's not what it looks like!"
Zack: "Then what is it, Skurbk? You promised me you were done with women and I come home from lasering at the space castle to find you hugging another dame."
Steve: "Jeff, baby, believe me. I was helping her out! She was choking!"
Zack: Yeah, I bet she was choking. On your cloaca.
Zack: *laser sounds*
Steve: Every scene should end with laser sounds.
Zack: The last Holocaust survivor is wheeled past Oskar Schindler's grave. Fade to, "He who saves a life saves the world entire."
Steve: *laser sounds*
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.