Steve: "It's not what it looks like!"
Zack: "Then what is it, Skurbk? You promised me you were done with women and I come home from lasering at the space castle to find you hugging another dame."
Steve: "Jeff, baby, believe me. I was helping her out! She was choking!"
Zack: Yeah, I bet she was choking. On your cloaca.
Zack: *laser sounds*
Steve: Every scene should end with laser sounds.
Zack: The last Holocaust survivor is wheeled past Oskar Schindler's grave. Fade to, "He who saves a life saves the world entire."
Steve: *laser sounds*
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