Zack: Only in Rifts is Canada too much for a single 194-page volume. Not even Canadian history books are that long.

Steve: Kevin Siembieda could probably turn an empty gymnasium into a worldbook.

Zack: Rifts Gymbook 985: Shyrts and Skyns Nightmare Realm.

Steve: Rifts Sourcebook HORSE.

Zack: The letters could each be a different character class with locational damage tables.

Steve: Random charts for what game Skull Coach is going to make you play that day.

Zack: Plus they'd recycle a bunch of crap from past supplements like Glitter Boys and mutant warthogs and Mexican vampires.

Steve: Sounds about like 8th grade to me.
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