Zack: Abs Herc, could you PLEASE smile for the picture. These family photos are always such a pain in the ass. TO THE CLOUD.

Steve: Rifts Worldbook 69 The Cloud.

Zack: The best thing about Rifts is that a scene like this is basically the norm. Mutant dog man, sword monk and a Master Chief in Rifts is like seeing a fat guy at a Gamestop.

Steve: I wonder if they are interested in pre-ordering Code of Honor: Guns of Hero 2.

Zack: They're looking for a Kinect for a baby. A literal human baby.


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