Zack: Abs Herc, could you PLEASE smile for the picture. These family photos are always such a pain in the ass. TO THE CLOUD.
Steve: Rifts Worldbook 69 The Cloud.
Zack: The best thing about Rifts is that a scene like this is basically the norm. Mutant dog man, sword monk and a Master Chief in Rifts is like seeing a fat guy at a Gamestop.Steve: I wonder if they are interested in pre-ordering Code of Honor: Guns of Hero 2.
Zack: They're looking for a Kinect for a baby. A literal human baby.
A body lies in a warehouse storing skeletons, devil masks, broken dolls, Satanic pentagram stencils, inexpertly stuffed dead animals, out of tune music boxes, and flickering light bulbs. The corpse has been mangled, its intestines pulled out to spell "Spooky Force" on the ground.
The most advanced and up-to-date method of checking the temperature from cricket noises.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.