Zack: Abs Herc, could you PLEASE smile for the picture. These family photos are always such a pain in the ass. TO THE CLOUD.
Steve: Rifts Worldbook 69 The Cloud.
Zack: The best thing about Rifts is that a scene like this is basically the norm. Mutant dog man, sword monk and a Master Chief in Rifts is like seeing a fat guy at a Gamestop.Steve: I wonder if they are interested in pre-ordering Code of Honor: Guns of Hero 2.
Zack: They're looking for a Kinect for a baby. A literal human baby.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.