Steve: Welcome to Obama's Canada!
Zack: "I was just skulling by and I noticed you had some Monsanto corn growing in your field. Could you show me your evil corn subscription please."
Steve: Hit location: secondary shoulder missile launcher - 50 MDC.Zack: It's getting to be where a glitter man and his dog juice wife can't live in peace without being harassed day and night by the skull cops.
Steve: They don't actually grow corn in Canada in the real world, but after the Rifts open up and giant demons come through and alien insects from alternate dimensions invade well then you start getting crazy stuff like corn farmers in Canada.
Zack: Monsanto's evil skull corn will grow in space on the moon if you can find the right skull ship to fly you there.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.