Steve: Welcome to Obama's Canada!
Zack: "I was just skulling by and I noticed you had some Monsanto corn growing in your field. Could you show me your evil corn subscription please."
Steve: Hit location: secondary shoulder missile launcher - 50 MDC.Zack: It's getting to be where a glitter man and his dog juice wife can't live in peace without being harassed day and night by the skull cops.
Steve: They don't actually grow corn in Canada in the real world, but after the Rifts open up and giant demons come through and alien insects from alternate dimensions invade well then you start getting crazy stuff like corn farmers in Canada.
Zack: Monsanto's evil skull corn will grow in space on the moon if you can find the right skull ship to fly you there.
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.