Steve: This guy is cool because he isn't like in a suit of power armor or something he's just out there, being real, but he's still badass as heck.
Zack: Yeah, sure, he did a great job taking down the guy with the batteries shoved into his head.
Steve: That guy is a powerful psychic who could fry your brain with a blast of his mind.
Zack: You mean outwit me?
Steve: He is probably dangerous too thus the warranting of ops.
Zack: I wouldn't mess with this merc. Not when his thumb is the size of a hand grenade. His fists are bigger than this guy's head.
Steve: It's all part of the ops.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.