Steve: This guy is cool because he isn't like in a suit of power armor or something he's just out there, being real, but he's still badass as heck.
Zack: Yeah, sure, he did a great job taking down the guy with the batteries shoved into his head.
Steve: That guy is a powerful psychic who could fry your brain with a blast of his mind.
Zack: You mean outwit me?
Steve: He is probably dangerous too thus the warranting of ops.
Zack: I wouldn't mess with this merc. Not when his thumb is the size of a hand grenade. His fists are bigger than this guy's head.
Steve: It's all part of the ops.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.