Steve: This guy is cool because he isn't like in a suit of power armor or something he's just out there, being real, but he's still badass as heck.
Zack: Yeah, sure, he did a great job taking down the guy with the batteries shoved into his head.
Steve: That guy is a powerful psychic who could fry your brain with a blast of his mind.
Zack: You mean outwit me?
Steve: He is probably dangerous too thus the warranting of ops.
Zack: I wouldn't mess with this merc. Not when his thumb is the size of a hand grenade. His fists are bigger than this guy's head.
Steve: It's all part of the ops.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.