Steve: This might be my favorite one because it's all about mind over matter. A sexy psionic babe uses her mental abilities to outwit a giant killer robot. How is that for a strong woman?
Zack: She outwitted the robot by chopping his head off with a glowing sword.
Steve: I bet he didn't see that coming.
Zack: Okay, what would you call what she is wearing? A bibbon? A loingscloth?
Steve: Hooter floss.
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.