Steve: This might be my favorite one because it's all about mind over matter. A sexy psionic babe uses her mental abilities to outwit a giant killer robot. How is that for a strong woman?
Zack: She outwitted the robot by chopping his head off with a glowing sword.
Steve: I bet he didn't see that coming.
Zack: Okay, what would you call what she is wearing? A bibbon? A loingscloth?
Steve: Hooter floss.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.