Steve: This might be my favorite one because it's all about mind over matter. A sexy psionic babe uses her mental abilities to outwit a giant killer robot. How is that for a strong woman?
Zack: She outwitted the robot by chopping his head off with a glowing sword.
Steve: I bet he didn't see that coming.
Zack: Okay, what would you call what she is wearing? A bibbon? A loingscloth?
Steve: Hooter floss.
Doom Guy as Luke Skywalker: Uh! Uh uh uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
At what point does your ruthless gnawing count as self-cannibalism?
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.