Steve: This might be my favorite one because it's all about mind over matter. A sexy psionic babe uses her mental abilities to outwit a giant killer robot. How is that for a strong woman?
Zack: She outwitted the robot by chopping his head off with a glowing sword.
Steve: I bet he didn't see that coming.
Zack: Okay, what would you call what she is wearing? A bibbon? A loingscloth?
Steve: Hooter floss.
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.