Steve: This might be my favorite one because it's all about mind over matter. A sexy psionic babe uses her mental abilities to outwit a giant killer robot. How is that for a strong woman?

Zack: She outwitted the robot by chopping his head off with a glowing sword.

Steve: I bet he didn't see that coming.

Zack: Okay, what would you call what she is wearing? A bibbon? A loingscloth?

Steve: Hooter floss.

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