Steve: Is it the most badass metal album cover ever? Nope, just another sweet as heck Rifts cover.

Zack: Rifts Japan: robots. Rifts Russia: robots. Rifts Atlantis: robots. Rifts Minnesota: robots. Rifts Africa: literal skeleton, apocalyptic skies, and plagues of locusts.

Zack: At least it's not called "the dark continent."

Steve: I don't know what you're implying dude locusts are a real problem in Africa as are four-armed skeletons riding blood beasts.

Zack: His little skull saddle thing is kind of cute. I wonder who makes stuff like that for an evil skeleton monster. Do you think there's a little skeleton guy who puts stuff together for him?

Steve: I think when you're a skeleton overlord things just sort of fall into place. You don't have to worry about the details.

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