Zack: Sooooomeone is afraid of intimacy!
Steve: I'd love to follow this dude around for a day just to see what sorts of trouble he has.
Zack: A lot, I would guess. He's crippling himself intentionally,but he'll probably demand spike lifestyle acceptance and social accommodations.
Steve: And knowing the Coalition nanny state they're gonna cave.
Zack: Sure, spike-friendly skullevators and skull seating. Exits and bathrooms especially for people covered head to toe in spikes at all skull-shaped venues.
Steve: I'm just trying to run my business selling work caps to dog men and the Coalition is making install a spike ramp for this guy who CHOOSES to wear spikes everywhere. It's choice.
Zack: No, Steve, he was born with this spike man waiting to come out. Why would anyone ever CHOOSE to live the outsider's existence of the spike man? This is who he has to be to express himself.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.