Zack: Hooray! It's over!

Steve: Don't you know by now that Rifts never ends? The adventures are unlimited.

Zack: Good point. Not even some weirdo embezzling all of Siembieda's Palladium dough could put a stop to Rifts.

Zack: Civilization will end and there will still be new editions of Rifter released. It'll be like Tupac only with weird troll character classes for careers in an alternate dimension's Scandinavia instead of the Makaveli.

Steve: Sounds like heaven to me.

Zack: You own every Hackmaster book and still play 2nd Edition D&D games.

Steve: We're keeping the flame burning dude. AD&D 2E is a vital, living game system.

Zack: I wish I weren't vital or living.

Steve: That sounds like deeper issues. Have you been wearing many spikes lately?

Zack: Goodbye, Steve!

Steve: I think you should talk to somebody about the spikes.

Steve: It's healthy and part of expressing yourself.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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