Zack: Hooray! It's over!Steve: Don't you know by now that Rifts never ends? The adventures are unlimited.
Zack: Good point. Not even some weirdo embezzling all of Siembieda's Palladium dough could put a stop to Rifts.Zack: Civilization will end and there will still be new editions of Rifter released. It'll be like Tupac only with weird troll character classes for careers in an alternate dimension's Scandinavia instead of the Makaveli.
Steve: Sounds like heaven to me.
Zack: You own every Hackmaster book and still play 2nd Edition D&D games.Steve: We're keeping the flame burning dude. AD&D 2E is a vital, living game system.
Zack: I wish I weren't vital or living.Steve: That sounds like deeper issues. Have you been wearing many spikes lately?
Zack: Goodbye, Steve!Steve: I think you should talk to somebody about the spikes.
Steve: It's healthy and part of expressing yourself.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.