Zack: Lobsterpunk Robocop. He's just like regular Robocop, but with a slanted take on the era when lobsters ruled our civilization.

Steve: To walk around he would have to keep his legs real far apart or his shin spikes are going to get stuck together.

Zack: Every damn time right as he finishes putting on the last shoulder spike he has to pee.

Steve: Luckily those are his fancy spikes so he only wears them to spike weddings and spike funerals.


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