Zack: Lobsterpunk Robocop. He's just like regular Robocop, but with a slanted take on the era when lobsters ruled our civilization.
Steve: To walk around he would have to keep his legs real far apart or his shin spikes are going to get stuck together.Zack: Every damn time right as he finishes putting on the last shoulder spike he has to pee.
Steve: Luckily those are his fancy spikes so he only wears them to spike weddings and spike funerals.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.